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Mattoooooo

2004-11-23T20:37:00.000-08:00

I have Schweppes Agrum. Ahh, refreshment! I also want Ashleigh to tell me what her blog is called. I would say stuff more than now but cartoons is on. CARTOOONSH!

Hooray!

2004-11-11T01:33:00.000-08:00

I am really bored and have a large pile of nothing to do.
If anyone out there has anything for me to just post it on my tagboard pleash.

MEMO TO KYLE

2004-11-07T19:18:00.000-08:00

MEMO TO KYLE. Shut up.

Hooray For Everyone But You!

2004-11-07T18:58:00.000-08:00

I am at school. Bad for me. I am not doing work. Good for me.

Bronwyn is La

2004-11-07T01:55:00.000-08:00

Bronwyn has been bugging my for a while because i havent been posting. Which is true. Soo... Oh yes i am purdy excited for some reason, which i seem to have forgotten for some reason. For some other reason i hired "The Punisher" from blockbuster. It is quite good because he shoots a lot of people, blows up a lotta crap, and throws some sort of boiling soup or something in a guys face. If you see it at your local place where you hire stuff for watching, hire it if you want to, because for another reason i can't seem to get my hands through this internet thingo to strangle you if you dont. Technology sucks.

Blah

2004-10-22T03:00:00.000-07:00

Well I'm pretty bored right about now so i thought a may as well post something. If only I could think of something. Oh yes, today i realised that i do, indeed, like something that i just forgot. Ahhh, the wonders of whatever it was.
I also just realised that i haven't posted a pic for about i don't know how long. DRAMA!
So here you go then.

Yes, they are cherries. Singular of which is cherry.
I think only Bronwyn or possibly Nick may get this at all.
Maybe not so.
And one more thing, Ellie, you're slacking off in your posts again!

Yay for me

2004-10-21T02:24:00.000-07:00

I would like to advise everybody out there who gives a hoot that the scarf that i'm knitting is almost halfway finished! Hurrah for me!

Zoo

2004-10-21T02:00:00.000-07:00

Today we went to the zoo. I wore my trilby cap all day long, except for when people stole it and i had to wear their hat. THEY WILL BURN FOR THIS!!! Moving along, today was quite good because we didn't have to listen to our teacher ie. we could run around screaming for the whole day. I wouldn't advise this, as grumpily speaking with a voice like gravel to people often offends.

Hurrah

2004-10-20T01:01:00.000-07:00

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Matt's Disorder
Cause:	old library books
Symptoms:	fingernail lengthening, flushing, sudden blood in urine
Cure:	take a few ibuprofen and come back in the morning
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

2004-10-15T19:05:00.000-07:00

I can't find anything vaguely interesting to do, so i stle this from ellie's site. I am good.
WORD ASSOCIATION-- WHATS THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND?
o. Eminem: laundry
o.Hott: ouch
o.Britney Spears: red leather
o. NSync: odd
o.Real World: matrix
0.Orange: yuck
o.Fuck: aphrodesiac
o. Bisexual: aaaagh
o. Black: goth
o. Insane clown: nightmare
o. Linkin Park: short guy with white hair
o. Jack: jill
o. Echo: back
0.Rainbow: colours
o. Cherry: ripe
o. Cucumber: salad
o. Shark: jaws
o. Bat: tab
o. Leather: moo
o. Whip: bondage
o. America:george
o. Water: cold
o. Volcano: hot
THIS OR THAT
o.Rock or rap: rock
o. Pop or rap: rap
o. Rap or R&B: R&B
o. Rock or metal: Rock
o. Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit: Limp Bizkit
o. Tool or Korn: Korn
o. Spring or fall: Spring
o. Shakira or Britney: Britney
o. ICP or Eminem: neither
o. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: Rob Zombie
o. Kittie or Garbage: Garbage
o. MTV or VH1: MTV
o. Buffy or Angel: neither
o. Dawsons Creek Or Gilmore Girls: I hate both
o. Football or basketball: Football
o. Summer olympics or winter olympics: Summer
o. Skiing or snowboarding:snowboarding
o. Rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding
PRIVATE LIFE
o. Boyfriend/girlfriend: girlfriend
o. Have you ever been in love: nope
o.Ever had sex: I doubt it
o. How many hearts have you broken: none
o. How many people broke your heart: one, what a hippy
o. So what's your significant other like: hiding from you
o. Do you go more by looks or personality: personality
o. Ever kiss a friend: no
o. Do you smoke: no
o. What's your Anti-Drug (something that keeps you away from drugs, like a sport/hobby): penguins
WOULD YOU EVER
o. Bungee jump: yup
o. Skydive: yes
o. Swim with dolphins: I'd say so
o.Scuba dive: indeed
o. Go rock climbing: yay heights!
o. Change your religion: religion¿
o. Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: no way
o. Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: course not
o. Crossdress: no
o. Lie to the police: nap
o. Run from the police: for a movie
o. Speed away from the police: see above
o. Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: no way
o.Be an exotic dancer: go to hell
Streak: if everyone prrmised to look away
FRIENDS
o.Best friend(s): Alex, Dosh, Bronwyn, Dave, the list goes on
o. Known the longest: Dave
o. Wish you talked more than you do:no, i'd get in more trouble
o How many friends do you think you have: an average amount
o. How many do you actually hang out with: it depends
o. Who drives you insane: many things
o. What's the next level? of what¿
o. Told the person you liked how you felt: No
o. Gotten really REALLY wasted: nah
o.skateboarded: all the time
o. Skinny dipped: No
o. Stolen anything from a store: I stole a mars bar from wet'n wild once
o. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
o. Been to a concert: Yuh huh
o. Been to another country: Nahp
o. Talked back to an adult: of coursh
o. Given money to some homeless person: pah
o. Tried to kill yourself: not that I can remember
o. Cried to get out of trouble: no
o. Kissed a friend's brother/sister: maybe
THE LAST THING
o.You ate: mars bar
o.You drank: big m
o. The last place you went: bed
o. Last thing you bought: batteries
o. Last person you saw: brother
o. Last person you talked to online: Bronwyn or Alex
. Last person you hugged: myself, lol
o. Last song you heard: Grinspoon don't change
YES OR NO
o.Do you like cows: yes
o. Do the voices talk only to you: could do
o. Are you straight: as a ruler. but not a bendy one
o. Are you short: no
o. Do you own a hot pink shirt: no
o. Do you like Marilyn Manson: no
o. Do you shop at Hot Topic: where¿
o. Do you remember your dreams: sometimes
o. Can people read you like a book: a book with really small writing
o. Do you talk a lot: yes. yes I do
o. Are you afraid of clowns: of course *shudder*
o. Can you drive: nahp
o. You an only child: no

Smiley Hurrah

2004-10-15T18:46:00.000-07:00

I just took this quiz to see what sort of smiley I am.

you are one horny smiley

What Smiley Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

I was quite shocked at the result.

Lalalalalalalalala Ooo-Hoo-Hoo

2004-10-15T01:24:00.000-07:00

Yay for this thing!

Go to this site!

www.rathergood.com/lalala/

Pool

2004-10-11T23:39:00.000-07:00

Lol I'm quite happy now because I'm about to go for a swim in my pool. It's been a 30 sumtin degree day and phoooeee, it hasn't been that hot for a while now. So I'm going to laze about. In my pool. While you don't.

I'm so eeevil.

Insane actually.

Skewl

2004-10-11T19:05:00.000-07:00

Im at school
Im bored
You're an idiot
Have a nice day

Evil

2004-10-11T19:03:00.000-07:00

How evil are you?

Google

2004-10-08T02:06:00.000-07:00

Did you know that there are 58,100,000 results for blog in Google?
Wow!
Here's some beans!

Mmmm, Goya beans...

Dancing Milk!

2004-10-06T23:59:00.000-07:00

Lol this is one of the best dancing milk cartons you'll ever see!

Ownership thingo

2004-10-06T23:39:00.000-07:00

56.25 %

My weblog owns 56.25 % of me.
Does your weblog own you?

Quiz

2004-10-05T18:57:00.000-07:00

1. SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED? Ballam Park and Mt Erin
2. YEAR YOU WERE BORN? 1990
3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? No I was awake at 1 watching Ricki Lake
4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP? Where are my pilows
5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? A bottle of water
6. EVER TRIED TO SKIP MEALS? Yes. I failed
7. GRILLED OR FRIED? Fried
8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE TO OTHER PEOPLE? What doesn't?
9. WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TO YOURSELF TODAY? What have you done!
10. GIVEN A CHANCE TO GO ON NATIONAL TV, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Make sure people have my point, then make them give it back
11. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE THAT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Spatula
12. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No
13. FAVORITE HANGOUT? Awake
14. WHATS YOUR MOST USED WORD? Anything i can pronunce, um say.
15. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT?
Air, water, food
16. YOU'RE A LIFELESS OBJECT FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A rock
17. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND PESOS? Convert it into dollars
18. FAVORITE SONG WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPY? Rock-a-bye baby
19. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF GAYS? Yes I am afraid of happy people
20. ARE YOU WILLING NOT TO TAKE A BATH FOR ONE DAY? Yes. I have showers
21. CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU WANT TO RECEIVE? Santa's head
22. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Matt
23. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME? David
24. WHO ARE THE GFS/BFS OF YOUR BROTHER(SISTERS)? Lol he/she (I don't know which) is single
25. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED? Matrix Reloaded
26. INVISIBLE FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Trip people over
27. GIVEN 3 WISHES, WHAT WOULD THEY BE? Stop stalking me, leave my family alone, don't call this number again.
28. STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cyanide. For the delicious flavour
29. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? The Lubey Lube Mobile one
30. IF YOU'LL DIE TOMORROW, WHY NOT TODAY? Coz I've never eaten dog food that's why
31. FIRST THING(s) YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? Photos
32. YOUR EYE COLOR?Blue
33. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS CARRY?Keys, Fobwatch
34. SHOWBIZ OR POLITICS?Showbiz
36. WHAT DO U USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS Wake up. Then go back to sleep
37. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET? Blue
38. GIVE JUST 1 FAVORITE SONG. I'm a little teapot
39. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? An aeroplane
40. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELL PHONE? Lol my phone's too crap too have one o' them

Excuses

2004-09-30T21:46:00.000-07:00

Ok, seeing as I'm a "good person" im going to do my bit for people out there who just can't be screwed doing their homework, and need a new, orginal excuse for not doing it. Here they are.

I made a paper plane out of it then it got hijacked.
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.
I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt for washing.
My little sister/brother ate it.
A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now.
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
I had to fly to Stockholm to collect my Nobel Prize for literature.
Let’s just say I ran out of toilet paper.

Fob Watch

2004-09-29T21:08:00.000-07:00

Hello again everyone.
I was thinking (gasp!) that it's been a pretty slow news......................day, so I decided to give everyone the great privilage, of seeing how I tell the time. Yep, I know. Pretty Amazing when you think about it. Which I doubt you will.

Anywho here's my watch.

It has a little button on the top which you press and the front flips down to shw you the time!
Good god I need a life!

(insert title here)

2004-09-26T22:42:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone
I'm sorry about not posting for a while but we went away to Beufort and I've been really busy not posting. So what have I been doing ay? Well. You see. The thing is......

.....Bye

Melbourne show

2004-09-18T06:35:00.000-07:00

On Monday me and my friend Dave (mentioned earlier) are going to the Melbourne show. We're planning on getting the ninja showbags (lol), and standing around half of the day. Well thats about it for now.

Weebls-stuff

2004-09-18T03:49:00.000-07:00

www.weebls-stuff.com/

Here is another site by the guy who made Weebl and Bob. As you can see, it is called weebls stuff. If you can't see, then you are blind and shouldn't be on the internet. I suggest playing the game "cat death auto." The site has got a lot of funny toons and games. If you go into the forums and search "pietrix" you can find the hidden pietrix toon. A lot of laughs.

Weebl and Bob

2004-09-17T06:17:00.000-07:00

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk

Here is a link to an extremely funny site. It features two egg shaped things and their adventures in the purple void.
This is a picture of weebl in a matrix getup. Follow the link above if you want a laugh.

Ill Will Press

2004-09-17T03:32:00.000-07:00

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

This is a link to a bloody funny site. Its got this squirrel in it and his voice is hilarious. A must see for everyone who feels like it. I strongly recomend that you watch "squirrel songs."
Here is Foamy

Here is Germaine

Dave

2004-09-14T20:08:00.000-07:00

skateboarding

Clip's" and Pictures

These are the blogs of my friend Dave.
He can be a bit of an idiot, but he's an alright guy to hang around with.

Day Off

2004-09-14T18:45:00.000-07:00

Im pretty stoked today because we have parent teacher interviews at school today.
That means we have a day off! It's a pretty good deal except we have to haul our buts down to school at some time of the day to have teachers tell us "You could be trying harder." Not worth getting up for, if you ask me. Which you probably wouldn't. In which case I will suggest that away is a great place for you to be headed right about now.

Strange

2004-09-14T04:12:00.000-07:00

Last night i had the strangest dream. I was in the middle of a field with 5 people. they were iportant in some way. anywho, we ran for ages but never got tired, until we got to a radio booth thing. You know, the weird booth things that the people on the radio sit in. we sat in it and talked into a microphone about various subjects. then when i came out, they disappeared. and i came out into a classroom but noone seemed to notice that my 5 friends had gone, or that i had appeared.
I have forgotten what happened after that.

Bronwyn

2004-09-14T04:08:00.000-07:00

Brons Blog of Blah

Here is Brownyns blog. It's a good read for one reason. I'm in it. Just joking Bronwyn.
That's about all i have to say.

Stuff About Me

2004-09-14T03:15:00.000-07:00

I never like these sections but here we go.
Things about me.
Name: Matt Bleazby
Birthday: 23rd October
Features: Brown hair, blue eyes, plate in my mouth for my stupid teeth, sort of tall, skinny arms and legs.
Siblings: Brother named Scott
Pets: Dog called Lucy
Nickname: Matt (very orginal)
Best Friends: Alex, Dosh
Movies: Matrix Trilogy, LOTR, Terminator Series
TV show: Close between Alias, Law and Order, and CSI
Book: Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Magazines: Thrasher and anything with cars, but not crap ones, like Ford.
Food: Lemon Meringue Pie
Holiday Destination: Surfers Paradise
Girls: As one guy once said, bakinis are good
Words: Swanage eg. "Christ, I seem to have dropped some shit on your table!

Now that was hell. im just going to go and fall over behind the fireplace.
If anyone i know is reading this, wake me AFTER Judge Judy is on TV.

Me

2004-09-14T01:29:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone, my name's Matt and I like ring pulls off cans. Enough about that, thats too trivial (or whatever you want to call it) for now.
Speaking of which I have absoloutely nothing to say for the moment so ill go and get some food because i am starving.
Much better. Anywho I'll give a thanks to King Bronwyn of The Poo for telling me this site, and to Queen Nerthall for not giving a hoot. Right now you might be thinking "I don't know what this guy is on but i want far away from him," and you're entitled to your opinion. Head for the hills, people.
I like shouting and poking things, especially with large sticks, and for poking things i just use a twig or three.
I'll end this on that note, i think its a b or something close.
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